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the-random-thought-caravan:

MUSIC RECOMENDATIONS,
BOOK RECOMENDATIONS,
MOVIE RECOMENDATIONS,
PLACES TO GO AND THINGS TO SEE,
SECRETS & CONFESSIONS,
ADVICE & WISDOM,
STUFF THAT INSPIRES YOU,
WHY YOU FOLLOW ME,
WHY I SHOULD DATE YOU,
WHY YOU WOULD DATE ME,
FUCK MARRY KILL,
THIS OR THAT,
INTRUSIVE ASKS,
RANDOM ASKS,
SNAPCHATS,
ANONS,
ANYTHING AT ALL,
EVEN A HELLO.

sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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napoleonbonerhard:

webofepic:

People who aren’t afraid of heights. 

I’M NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS EITHER BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WOULD WANT TO HANG PRECARIOUSLY FROM A BUILDING

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officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

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soldiersoftheuniverse:

lights-on-fire:

el-hotel-bella-muerte:

sunny-deanwinchester:

togifs:

[via]

did you just

Visual grammar jokes are my favourite

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swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

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little-miss-mango:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

Omg what if you forgot to return one?

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vanconcastiel:

jcredpadalecki:

I can’t get over how amazing this looks

Oh, and the boys look pretty good too

Perf

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dlubes:

iamcaswinchester:

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

I think you mean supernatural

i literally do not

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When 5th graders have facebook

officialyaoi-hands:

fattynunchucks:

cholaorwhoreientmade:

bootycaller:

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shut the heak up kenzie

Who peed in your cheerios this is morning. 

I am going 2 spell things write

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(Source: nashgrieruwu)

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randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers

(Source: stuckindisney)

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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

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igaveyoulifeyougaveminereason:

blackbanshee:

schmorgyborgy:

I put my cat in a sweater

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oh. my. GOD.

Meow!

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When you hear a noise at night and you’re home alone

anangelandhistractor:

i-have-an-acklehol-problem:

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I have neither a hunting knife or a gun. So substitute those for a can of deodorant and a spatula and its pretty accurate. 

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districtcapaldi
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