PLACES TO GO AND THINGS TO SEE,
SECRETS & CONFESSIONS,
ADVICE & WISDOM,
STUFF THAT INSPIRES YOU,
WHY YOU FOLLOW ME,
WHY I SHOULD DATE YOU,
WHY YOU WOULD DATE ME,
FUCK MARRY KILL,
THIS OR THAT,
ANYTHING AT ALL,
EVEN A HELLO.
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
People who aren’t afraid of heights.
I’M NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS EITHER BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WOULD WANT TO HANG PRECARIOUSLY FROM A BUILDING
I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE
did you just
Visual grammar jokes are my favourite
Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF
Omg what if you forgot to return one?
I can’t get over how amazing this looks
Oh, and the boys look pretty good too
who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school
Did you mean supernatural
no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this
I think you mean supernatural
i literally do not
shut the heak up kenzie
Who peed in your cheerios this is morning.
I am going 2 spell things write
When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
I put my cat in a sweater
oh. my. GOD.
I have neither a hunting knife or a gun. So substitute those for a can of deodorant and a spatula and its pretty accurate.